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  • p0intblank
    Jan 12, 12:36 AM
    I thought Steve Jobs did an EXCELLENT job at the keynote this week. It was probably his best one in a while. Maybe you just fail to recognize the good side of things?





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  • fastlane1588
    Sep 12, 07:50 AM
    yeah, yesterday.. event is over my friend.. where u been?

    u missed Steve launch off in his iSpaceShip to iMoon :D
    oh cool! yea i just realized i did the time change the wrong way





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  • snakelda
    Apr 4, 01:13 PM
    oh, and if the internet provider is giving you the run-around.
    http://www.ip-adress.com/

    go here, type in the IP address and it'll tell you exactly where the server is that they are connected to. It gives you the IP latitude and IP longitutde.

    tell them that it is being connected at this server location and they'll be able to location exactly which hub it's being connected at and .. yea. trace the burgulars home down..

    its says I'm from Phoenix but I"m not from there.....or is that where my ISP is from?





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  • Abstract
    Apr 11, 08:41 AM
    Phiaton Moderna MS-400 headphones. :)

    Review. (http://www.digitaltrends.com/headphone-reviews/phiaton-ms-400-second-generation-review/)
    Another review from Head-fi (http://www.head-fi.org/forum/thread/495667/review-phiaton-ms-400).

    I got them because the hardshell case will be very useful, and it's easy to drive, un-amped, with an iPhone. :) I could have bought them in all-black, but these are less boring!! I was also considering the Denon D510r (includes iPhone remote), Klipsch Image One (supposedly has overwhelming bass and only average sound quality), Shure SRH-750 and 840 (both are too big), or even Beyerdynamics t50p (was in serious consideration). I still think I made a good choice though!

    http://www.digitaltrends.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/2009/07/ms-400-3.jpg/430_310_resize.jpg


    I also bought a pair of Denon C560r in-ears. I bought the same pair 6 months ago, but I lost them. :( They're fantastic, and the remote control is sooooo useful!! I have also owned Klipsch S4i, and I think these are better.

    http://www.gayakuman.com/uploads/2010/05/denon-ah-c560r-and-ah-c260r-ear-buds-ipod-control.jpg



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  • NinjaHERO
    Sep 28, 09:16 PM
    If I touch it on the southwest corner will it not work? ;)

    LMAO


    You know what would be funny. What if he is just using this simple house design to calm the neighbors down. They were freaking out about him tearing down the old mansion. Maybe he will build this and leave it up a year or two and then tear it down and build a much bigger house when he doesn't have to submit anything to the association. Seems excessive, but rich people can afford the expensive comedy. :D





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  • chrisgeleven
    Jan 5, 03:23 PM
    Why did Apple do away with live feeds of the event? That seems like a good idea. What are they trying to avoid?

    That little thing called bandwidth. You know how many people will be hitting that streaming video stream if it were live? With it being tape delayed, Apple can somewhat spread out the number of people who will be watching it.

    Heck I have a hard enough time viewing the keynote hours after it was released, never mind trying to do it live.



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  • mooncaine
    Oct 7, 04:14 PM
    "Jobs apparently warned that while Apple was not a litigious company ..." This must be a hoax. We can't seriously be expected to believe that Jobs would say such a thing. Apple is infamous for suing or threatening suits on the most trivial matters ....





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  • jackc
    Jan 14, 08:56 PM
    Now, Gizmodo just posted another editorial. They are not just refusing to apologize, they are actually proud. Supposedly this is a an act of civil disobedience, a sign of their independence. Not only are they being immature jerks, but exhibit this self righteous attitude. It is just a prank, (actually it is not even a creative one) so it is not that big of a deal, but their new editorial makes them seem even more immature. I wonder if somebody is going to play pranks on them to show some independence of his own.

    Linky (http://gizmodo.com/344447/giz-banned-for-life-and-loving-it-on-pranks-and-civil-disobedience-at-ces)

    They should be writing political speeches, I had a tear rolling down my cheek thinking about how they're standing up to corporations



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  • Akme
    Apr 9, 10:24 AM
    Both companies are overly focused on shoehorning their mobile experiences into their desktop operating systems. Both Lion and Windows 8 will see some new features, however, I think (for the most part) they will be releases with a view to long-term unification between mobile and desktop, rather than being focused on an extensive list of features.

    While some people are unhappy with some of the steps that Apple have taken in 10.7 toward this, and are judging the new feature list as being somewhat limited, I believe Microsoft will do much of the same for Windows 8.

    Windows 7 is to Vista as Snow Leopard is to Leopard. As a result, I believe their next releases will follow a similar trajectory.





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  • b166er
    Mar 17, 05:51 PM
    I am constantly berated by some of my friends because I have an iPhone. Yet every time they go to show me a video or something from the web on their droids, their phones crash and reboot. I know not ALL android devices are like that, but every time I see that happen it just reminds me of the benefits of having your software and hardware designed by the same company.

    the iPhone is definitely not for everyone, but I have no complaints.



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  • citizenzen
    Apr 18, 01:56 PM
    Precisely, some of the side effects of forced change are learning disorders, dyslexia, stuttering and other speech disorders.

    Left handed people have always been persecuted and represent a significantly larger portion of society than homosexuals, plus they tend to do well in society regardless of the persecution.

    Doesn't your first statement contradict the second?

    Wouldn't learning disorders, dyslexia, stuttering and other speech disorders make it more difficult to "do well in society"?





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  • geerlingguy
    Oct 3, 08:46 PM
    PowerBook G5s, of course!

    No, really... I don't think we should expect too much out of the ordinary. iTV, updated iPod(s), new revision of MacBook Pro (perhaps), and Leopard, iLife and iWork updates.

    The .Mac stuff is usually under-the-radar, but I suspect something new will come sometime before the keynote.

    [Edit: I can't spell 'Leopard' - so shoot me.]



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  • emotion
    Nov 16, 10:51 AM
    Perhaps but they are not competing right now on either products or road maps.

    You don't change vendor like the wind blows.


    IBM and Motorola? :)

    It's nice for Apple to have the bargaining chip when dealing with Intel. I agree they're unlikely to follow up on it (if there's any substance at all....which is seriously doubt).





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  • Cassie
    Jan 12, 02:27 AM
    "aint that just cool? cute white text tricks?"

    Use the apple dictionary and look up the word fact.:confused:

    In case you can't tell, I was being sarcastic about being serious.:D



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  • iJohnHenry
    Apr 27, 03:52 PM
    It's sad to say, but it happens a lot.

    Well, if it's that lawless down there, I would be looking to acquire a concealed carry permit.





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  • geocom
    Jan 11, 11:53 PM
    I would not see a problem with them going to report at macworld if anything happens in the keynote Steve would recover like he did at last years Mac World where his clicker stopped working and you are also talking about a mac event unlike CES things don't crash :)



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  • wlh99
    Apr 26, 07:41 PM
    ...

    wlh99, I'll step back when ever I want to, this is a public Forum and people are here to discuss and learn new stuff.

    Any way.. if you guys can't help me, just go to another thread.

    I'm more than happy to help, which is why I asked what you meant by "ON" and "OFF" and what exactly you want to do. Because I don't know. Timers are not "ON" or "OFF" so I need to know what you mean.

    I was referring to the "if" statement, not the comment. How and where do you declare myTimer and newTimer? Where are they assigned a value? Post that code. My assumption was (possibly incorrect) that they were assigned as the return value from when you created the timers.

    In which case, they are pointers. If you declared them as a primitive type and assigned them a value not related to the timer objects, then they are not pointers. If that is the case, I am even more confused as to what you want the program to do.

    Post your code, and let us know what you are trying to accomplish.





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  • asphalt-proof
    Jan 13, 09:07 PM
    My predictions are thus: (feel free to write them down and pass them down to your grandchildren to be read as scripture)

    1. There will be much "boom-age"

    2. But it will be a hollow sounding 'boom'

    3. iTunes rentals of movies

    4. Updates on on the laptop line

    5. A presentation of of the SDK and what some devs have already produced on it along with a software update on iphone

    6. A heartfelt thanks to the employees and their families

    6. end of Keynote

    7. Much weeping and lamentation on the internets.


    I think that "something in the Air" may be referring to rentals of movies, and maybe .Mac intergration with the iPhone. Maybe there will be an ultralight macbook released as well, but don't we usually see SOME evidence of something concrete by this time. If nothing else, at least a blurry photo of something in an elevator. but this time, nothing.... nada. Maybe they have found all the leaks and have efficiently and effectively plugged them. But it just seems too quiet. I predict a less than exciting Macworld this year.:(





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  • thequicksilver
    Jan 5, 07:48 PM
    If it was live you wouldnt get all the split screen editing etc. It would be quite a linear and boring presentation.

    Editing the feed can give emphasis to certain aspects and also cut out anything that goes wrong.

    Believe it or not this isn't the case. I was at the Paris Expo in 2004 sat directly behind the video editing booth in the middle of the hall with a clear view of the editor's screen. The split screens and the like were prepared one slide in advance and all was done as it went along.

    I was one of the first few outside of Apple to see the new iMac G5, about 30 seconds in front of everyone else. :)





    NAG
    May 3, 01:48 PM
    And why is this on mac rumors.

    Does it really matter what the competition does.

    It shows you how superior their open os is. Because if it wasn't open it would be controlled by evil Apple who would force you to use tethering.





    Mr. MacBook
    Mar 26, 05:00 PM
    Your thinking too much about the worst side of things. Aren't you grateful they didnt steal umm... $10000?





    Zolk
    Nov 23, 09:28 PM
    What time does the sale start online, anyone??
    I'm writing from Atlantic Standard Time (11:27 pm now)
    Thanks.

    "Shopping event is available only at the online Apple Store on November 24 from 12:01 a.m. to 11:59 p.m. PST and at Apple retail stores."





    cal6n
    May 2, 10:47 AM
    Google's approach is completely different. When phones running the Google OS detect any wireless network, they beam its MAC, ssid, signal strength and GPS coordinates to Google servers, along with the unique ID of the handset.

    You can check if any androids have reported your home network to google by inputting your router's MAC here:

    http://samy.pl/androidmap/





    yg17
    Apr 13, 12:52 PM
    And I can get a knife or fork at one of dozens of restaurants inside the terminal post security. What's your point?

    George Carlin, once again, is right:

    And if you didn�t take a weapon on board, relax. After you�ve been flying about an hour, they�re gonna bring you a knife and fork! They actually give you a ****ing knife. It�s only a table knife, but you could kill a pilot with a table knife. It might take a couple of minutes. Especially if he�s hefty. But you could get the job done. If you really wanted to kill the prick. ****, there are a lot of things you could use to kill a guy. You could probably beat a guy to death with the Sunday New York Times, couldn�t you? Suppose you just have really big hands? Couldn�t you strangle a flight attendant? ****, you could probably strangle two of them, one with each hand. That is, if you were lucky enough to catch �em in that little kitchen area. Just before they break out the ****in� peanuts. But you could get the job done. If you really cared enough.